So, LC showed me this, which I enjoyed mightily, and then enjoyed even MORE when I realized, (very, very belatedly) it was a Star Trek filk.

brown_betty: *listens again now that she knows who the captain and first mate are*
lcsbanana: jack harkness/james t kirk: YES? YES? I THINK SO
Betty: a;sldjflksjdaf;lkj!!!!


"Come now, Mr. Scott, surely it's our... duty, as Federation officers to render aid to a law abiding citizen, stranded between planets."

"Oh, aye," muttered Mr. Scott in what he might plausibly have believed to be an undertone. "If he were law abiding, which I see no sign of."

Kirk elected not to hear the mildly insubordinate comment. "Can I offer you the comforts of a guest room, Mr. Harkness? How long have you been waiting in that rescue pod?"

"You have no idea," said Harkness, and smiled like a Klingon in a fist-fight.


-- and then it devolved into a brief disagreement over whether Jack/Uhura or Jack/Sulu was hotter before we realized we were talking about Jack and there was no need to choose.