( And then I was like-- we need Michelle Obama picspam, you guys! )

images via
obama_daily
http://www.mrs-o.org
blacksnob.blogspot.com: Michelle Obama Fashion Retrospective
Huffingtin Post Obama Anniversary Album
and others, which I apologize, but I have lost track of.

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The shit Michelle Obama is having to put up with¹ is making my eyes cross with rage.² Sure, Barack's got it worse, but he's actually running for president, Michelle is just a tangential target. Anyway, the Obama campaign has put up a de-smearing website, so if some relative forwards you some piece of ignorance, you can direct them here.

1. If you don't know, ask yourself, do you really want to?
2. (Sure it looks dorky, but then I bite you in the ear and you stop caring.)

Hey, does anyone have a version of this image that doesn't look like ass?  It deserves to be more widely seen, but it looks like a scan of a fax ATM.

katarik: http://community.livejournal.com/metaquotes/5604160.html

brown_betty: Nancy Pelosi eats nails and spits out chain link.
katarik: i knew i liked you.
brown_betty: When Chuck Norris wakes up in the middle of the night scared of something he can't see, Nancy Pelosi checks his closet.
brown_betty: Of course, Zee's theory is that Nancy Pelosi used to be batgirl.
katarik: ... eeeeeeeeee. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
MY JOY SHATTERS WINDOWS
brown_betty: The Joker tried to kill Nancy Pelosi, but he ONLY MADE HER STRONGER.
arionhunter: When Nancy Pelosi wanted her own cave, she kicked Dick Cheney out of his undisclosed location and stole the Cheneymobile.
petronelle: When Batman faces something he doesn't know how to handle, he hits Pelosi on the speed dial.
(When Superman gets freaked, he wants to call Pelosi, but he knows Lois would get jealous.)
holli: Nancy Pelosi went to Afghanistan and stomped her foot, and al Quaeda was shaken out of hiding by the resultant earthquake.
brown_betty: When Nancy Pelosi is in the House, it automatically has a quorum.
petronelle: Nancy Pelosi socializes healthcare completely and efficiently just by saying "Hello" to it.

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